Dear Scarlet,
Today Paiton watched you while I was at my work meeting. This is a picture of you and Reggae playing at the park where she took you guys. As soon as I got in the car you screamed, “I GOT TO PEE OUTSIDE LIKE A NATURE WOMAN!” Clearly, it was the highlight of your week. I guess Oklahoma parks didn’t plan for a lot of visitors in January and locked up their bathrooms. When you gotta go you gotta go, man.
LMAO. basically a...me too when I was
WOMAN.” Peeing outside is probably...greatest thing next to being outside.